What Your Fall Drink Order Says About You
Autumn is here, and with it, a lineup of drinks that double as personality traits.
Think of this as your seasonal identity quiz — no forms to fill out, just your go to drink.
Breaking down your go-to fall drink:
Pumpkin Spice Latte
The Classic Main Character
You’ve been counting down to October since mid-July.
Your Pinterest boards are colour-coded, your playlists have names like “cozy chaos,” and you unapologetically believe pumpkin spice is a personality trait.
Sure, people roll their eyes — but secretly, they wish they had your enthusiasm for life (and matching mugs).
Maple Matcha Latte
The Intentional One
Your aura gives eucalyptus and ambition.
You know all the best books, sip from glass straws, and somehow maintain both inner peace and a five-year plan.
You probably journal more than you text back — and that’s fine, because you’re booked (and busy) becoming your best self.
Chai with Oat Milk
The Trendsetter
You’re allergic to mediocrity.
Your outfit’s inspired by fashion week, your feed is immaculate, and you spotted that micro-trend before the influencers did.
You romanticise grocery shopping and have main-character moments in every reflection you pass.
Spiced Apple Toddy
The Elevated Homebody
You’ve fully embraced your at home era — and honestly, you’re thriving.
Your idea of a night out is lighting a candle that costs more than your Wi-Fi bill, putting on a record, and maybe inviting someone over (if they bring dessert).
You own real glassware, say things like “I just love fall lighting,” and secretly believe you’d kill it on The Great British Bake Off.
Pumpkin Cheesecake Espresso Martini
The Fall Femme Fatale
You arrive fashionably late, glass in hand, radiating the kind of energy that turns heads. Meticulous yet mysterious, you balance elegance with just the right about of chaos. You blur the line between indulgence and intention — effortlessly.
Mulled Wine
The Romantic
You’re here for candlelight, playlists, and poetic texts that never get sent.
You believe in slow mornings, long walks, and main-character monologues while washing dishes.
Your love language? Ambience — and the “this made me think of you” text.
Salted Caramel Cold Brew
The Hustler
You don’t do small talk — you do goals, deadlines, and occasional emotional breakdowns in your car (sunglasses on, obviously).
There’s a coffee in one hand, a vision board in the other, and zero chill anywhere in sight.
Golden Latte
The Soft Girl
You’re gentle, but don’t get it twisted — you have boundaries and impeccable taste.
Your home smells like honey, your playlists are 80% acoustic, and you gift-wrap birthdays better than anyone’s mum.
Soft doesn’t mean simple; it means serene.
So, what’s your order?
Whether you’re sipping for comfort or chaos, your drink says it all — bold, cozy, and maybe a little unhinged.
One thing’s certain: fall tastes better when it feels like you.
Bentlea Schwartz
A Teaspressa creative who believes in sipping with intention and celebrating the everyday. You can find her savoring her morning tea, hunting down vintage gems, or planning her next weekend escape.
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